Diktat

This is a path that you have never stepped foot upon. I would love it if you could dictate to me about where to walk and how to move my legs. I mean why on earth wouldn't I listen to you, you obviously have so much knowledge about this dirty rocky path. Thats great that you would go out of your way to assist me. Thank you ever so much. Do you think you could magically float me to the other end of the road since you are so mighty? Really? Awesome. Oh wait... you can't do that? Oh because you aren't a magician? Darn. Well how come you can tell me how it is even though you have never done it? Oh because you just know? Oh ok, damn you are always right aren't you? I'm sorry for ever doubting you.