Wednesday, May 21, 2008

"Independent Study"

You know those women that look like the stereotypical home school moms? This is how you know, long stringy brown hair, usually with a part down the middle or ugly bangs, wearing glasses. They wear those shirts that look like they glued a bunch of random shit to the front of it, like bows, buttons, and little plaid hearts... They wear those Levi's that are some what cool but they are from Mervyns and just look a little off. The shoes that they wear coincide with their favorite subject (like anyone could possibly love a particular subject like they do) wearing either sandals with straps that velcro over the top or those running shoes that were three dollars from a garage sale. They wear denim jackets or knit sweaters that should have ever been in fashion. You can always pick them out of a crowd in a heartbeat. You know their hobbies are: knitting, sewing, scrap booking, gardening, doing multiplication, completing puzzles, and trying to prove home schoolers are cool. Home school moms are bad but home school kids have it rough, first of all the only person they ever get to know is there mother and they think she is normal (which is sad). Home school moms will always be against such things as alcohol, cigarettes, tattoos, art, good music, funny jokes, and anyones ideas that aren't hers. Good luck to home school kids because their moms should be admitted...

4 comments:

Ange said...

They also wear birkenstocks with socks, make their kids schedule "play dates" with their friends, and wear sweaters like this during Christmas: http://stupidfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/really-ugly-christmas-sweater.jpg

Julie Hibbard said...

THAT'S why I could never home school! I am WAY too fashionable and good looking. And, though I wear bangs, they are very cute and hip and blond!
(NO comments Allison!)

hey, wait...weren't YOU home schooled?

Allison said...

Christy's too good to be called a homeschooling mom...but I can think of about 5 others that fit this description perfectly!

MLEmary said...

it hurts my feelings, but it is so true.